I've said it before, or maybe I haven't...anyway, babies are weird. Honestly weird. My baby, though I love her with every bone in my body, can be slightly weird. Here's why:
1. When I feed her (from my ta-tas) she likes to either slap me repeatedly on my chest, or bring her feet up to my mouth. Again, I'm giving life saving subsistence to this child and she is beating me. Weird.
2. My baby is Wolverine. Honestly, she'll get a scratch or a bump while playing and within ten minutes it's completely gone. Her skin is literally healing itself at an abnormal rate. I wear a pair of goggles swimming one night and two weeks later people are asking me who pressed cookie cutters around my eyes. Weird.
3. Feeding herself real food is dumb. Eating ANYTHING else off the ground, at the playground or from a bag of trash is totally acceptable. Weird.
I could think of more but I'm afraid her Wolverine like claws are going to find their way up my nose again.