A girl gets married. A girl has a baby. A girl moves to suburbia. These things must be made fun of.
Friday, August 16, 2013
Random Thought Friday: Rabbits Are Terrifying
In my neighborhood, here in Irvine, there are a ridiculous amount of rabbits. A ridiculous amount. And to be honest, they totally freak me out because when I was five years old my neighbor had a rabbit and it bit me in the leg. I had to get tested for rabbis, kids from all over would come over to see the "rabbit bite," my parents waited for me to foam at the mouth - it was awful. So, now almost thirty years later, I'm just waiting for one of these monsters to strike again. And if they do try, I swear to you faithful readers, I will have no problem launching a sweet bunny with my right foot for all my neighbors to see.