tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2719379004963608138.post3581519365927704815..comments2023-10-31T08:03:56.906-07:00Comments on A Hick In California: Babies are WeirdThe Writerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09316357508001161714noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2719379004963608138.post-51028688323101716782013-08-14T22:02:30.414-07:002013-08-14T22:02:30.414-07:00#3 - For the win. You are officially a Mom.
I kn...#3 - For the win. You are officially a Mom. <br /><br />I know, you think the whole "birth certificate" thing earns you that distinction. Naw. You know you're officially a Mom when watch your kid eat dirt and someone else's discarded French fry. And? Maybe you hang her up by her feet while you speed dial Poison Control.<br /><br />I trust you didnt' do that? Right? hee<br /><br />I actually fired one pediatrician. My one and only "firing" of a doctor. While nursing my second child his first two teeth came in, not much, but ::whispering:: he bit a little. It hurt. When I asked the doctor what to do he told me to scream as loud as I could at my lactating offspring to scare him from ever doing it again.<br /><br />Buh?<br /><br />Yeah, I had a baby in 1990, and the doctor was already 87 years old. Bad advice. BAD. So, yes. I get the wounding. It's what they do. hee<br /><br />Off to click the Hick.SkippyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09479661523059481730noreply@blogger.com