Since moving to the burbs I've been finding it hard to find things to discuss on this blog. Sure, I could tell you about my daughter's awesome two new teeth, or the fact that she still hates anything in the "solid" department, but let's be honest, I just got bored writing that sentence. (Not that her teeth aren't cool, and slightly terrifying to me...since I could be possibly feeling them in a very, very uncomfortable way in the near future...she eats from my...okay you got it.) Anyway, this morning I sat down to write something and nothing would come to me. So, after ten minutes of having college flashbacks of when I used to stare at empty screens for hours on end while my brain couldn't muster a single sentence for my current history paper, I decided to once again leave you, my faithful readers, with nothing to do but check Facebook one more time.
And then a few hours ago, the following took place:
So, I finally feel like my body has semi-returned back to normal (minus the Dolly Parton wannabes up top) and I've been trying to do a little shopping. So, after nap time, I packed up the little one and headed for the mall. After one hour of looking around and trying things on, the little one had a melt down in the changing room, which would have been fine, except for the fact that, the only thing I ended up wanting, after trying on clothes while holding a baby, actually had a flaw on it and which was the only one in my size in the entire store, So, yep, you guessed it, after all the chaos and tears, the only thing I walked out of the mall with was a crying child. (And not even gifted wrapped.)
But, hey, after seven and a half months of being a mom, I've learned to let these things roll off my back...or so I thought. Fifteen minutes later I found myself exiting the freeway onto the streets of Irvine, with an out of control Prius on my tail. Fearing this driver was rushing to some liberal meeting on the next Earth Day Celebration, I attempted to change lanes to get out of his way. However, as I was trying to change lanes I managed to cut him off as we trying to do the same. Consequently, he slammed on his brakes, swerved into the other lane, almost hitting another car, swerved again, and then raced down the street all the while aggressively changing lanes. And then Irvine did what it does best, stopped the flow of traffic with poorly timed lights and allowed me to meet my friend face to face.
Now, I'm not sure what possessed me, but as soon as my car came to a stop next to his, I mouthed, "Are you okay?" (Not in a compassionate way with the tilt of the head, but more like, "What the beep is your problem?!") He responded, while putting his phone down, with something, but I couldn't hear him because my window was up. So, I did what any rational mother would do...I rolled my window down and said, "You want to repeat that?" For the next thirty seconds we traded back insults about one another's driving, I threw in the "I have a child in the back seat" for guaranteed guilt and shame, he retorted back with "you started it," and then I said, "Whatever, you are being an a**hole..." As soon as it came out, I almost started laughing. What was I doing? Sure this guy was being a jerk, but where did that come from? He then said, "Well that wasn't very nice." (He had a point.) So, I responded with, "Hope you don't kill yourself on the way home" and drove off. (I'll admit, I didn't actually mean that...I mean the part that he "doesn't kill himself.")
So, what did we learn? One, I need to stop berating the lights in Irvine. Today they were actually pretty awesome. Two, I'm a great mom. Why? Because instead of hitting my child and losing my cool, I remained calm and kind...and channeled that energy into something, I would definitely deem, more productive. High five to me.