The other day the husband spoke to a friend of ours, who's wife is expecting any day now, about what to expect when the baby comes. According to the husband, this was the number one piece of advice/warning:
You will never be able to do anything right again.
You want to know my reaction to that admonition was?
Well it sure as heck, wasn't a cookie for being so insightful.
Crap, did I just confirm his conclusion?