Wednesday, January 16, 2013
1 Box of Ants To Go
And the second thing my landlord said was, and this is my favorite, "You might have brought the ants with you from LA because one time we moved from LA and then our place had ants." I honestly don't even know where to begin to make fun of this statement. Again, the statement: I brought ants with me from LA. Oh that's right...I do remember packing up my glassware and plates and then saying, "Hey husband do we have a box big enough for all these guys?" And the husband asked, "What guys?" And then I said, while pointing to 400 million ants, "Silly, these guys!" Oh, how we laughed as we watched the ants march into the box, give us the thumbs up sign, close the box, tape it up and mark it "Special Friends." What a great day!
Listen landlord I might not come from some land that was conquered around 600 A.D., but I'm not an idiot.