Thursday, February 28, 2013
It's Just a TV Stand
1. Am I missing something in the picture I posted on Craigslist? Did I by accident catch a reflection of my naked body in the window behind the stand?
Answer: HA! No. Baby weight battle 2013 is still continuing.
2. Is every idiot I see on the freeway, who has been involved in a car accident, actually my fault? (I mean, I sell a lot of crap on Craigslist.)
Answer: No. There are way too many idiots getting into accidents that the math doesn't stack up to the amount of crap I'm posting...cue relief sigh.
3. Are my innocuous texts of, "Yes it's still available," actually sound like, "Please make up a huge lie if you stand me up because after my gay prom date incident I've never been the same."
Answer: Apparently so.
So, friends, I have more pre-college stuff to sell..check your car insurance and tighten that belt because it's gonna be a crazy ride.