Thursday, February 14, 2013
1. One night we went to the gym together, and while he was putting our stuff away, I jumped on the only available work out machine, which happened to be a stairmaster. After walking on it for five minutes, my husband walked up to me and said, "Um, miss, when are you going to be off that thing - because it's really busy tonight and some of us would like to work out at some point!" Before I could tell him to shut up and go work out, the lady on the stairmaster next to me, quickly grabbed her magazine and began to shut off her machine. She then said, "Um, you can have mine." Though this situations make me slightly cringe, and they do happen quite often, I also find them hilarious.
2. At some point in our married life the husband started calling me "stupid" as a nickname and for some reason I started responding to it. One night we were at the grocery store and the husband said, "Hey Stupid, do we need more bread?" To which I responded, not phased at all, "I don't think so." As I looked up, a woman met my eyes with the most pitiful look I've ever seen. Not to worry stranger, who thinks I'm in an abusive relationship, that "Stupid" was just from my loveable husband.
3. When the husband comes home I no longer get the first kiss. Instead, I get to watch a man in a suit crumble every time he gets to say hello to his daughter. Sure, it's hard sometimes to be number two, and maybe she'll be called "stupid" one day, but hey...it's also pretty hot.
Love you dummy.