Now listen, don't give me that crap about setting the cart out for some future shopper to come and take it back into the store because it ain't gonna happen. You know why? Because the cart is shoved between a suburban and a huge bush, and unless you are targeting someone who is addicted to the game Operation, this cart isn't going anywhere.
And lastly, don't give me the excuse about not wanting to leave your child or groceries unattended while you walk the fifteen feet to return the cart. One, if someone steals your child while you are returning the cart then hats off to them. Honestly, you cannot, I repeat, cannot unlock a child out of car seat in the 7 seconds you have your back turned. It can't be done. I can't even do it in 45 seconds. I swear, those locks are sealed by the devil. And the groceries...well, you are an idiot if you think your Eggos are going to be saved from completely de-thawing with those 7 extra seconds of being sealed in your
So, friends do me a favor - one, return your carts. And two, when you see someone giving you the eye of, "Hey buddy take this cart in with you so I don't have to walk it four steps," look away. Just look away.