Anyway, I might not be trying on maternity clothes, but lately I'm getting severely annoyed at all the morons who seem to be having children. To name a few: Ashlee Simpson. Bronx. That's all I'm going to say. Oh, and good luck with a father who looked like he escaped from hobbit land with his mom's eye liner. Then there was Bristol Palin who went to prom wearing a corsage and came home pregnant. I bet she still reads Seventeen magazine while her baby naps. And lastly, there's Lisa Benot. Don't know who she is? Well, good ol' Lisa from The Cosby Show had a new baby on December 15th who she named Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha. (I would insert a sarcastic comment here, but I think this kid's classmates in a few years will think of a couple of good ones.)
Seriously, all I want is to bring a normal kid into the world. Well, a kid who will beat up kids like Bronx and (insert random vowel) boy. Is that too much to ask for?