Wednesday, September 3, 2014
I Paid For Waterboarding
So, off I went to embark on a lifetime of happiness in the water for my daughter...and then I placed her in the arms of her teacher and the crying began. I'm sorry not crying but actual words of, "All done," "Want to get out," "No swimming," pointing to the exit and then just going with the tried and true of, "Momma."
For three weeks this continued and we had swim lessons everyday. Eventually I stopped calling it swim lessons and started calling it what it was: waterboarding. I felt like I should have been over the water, as she kicked and swam to the stairs, yelling, "Why didn't you eat all your dinner last night?! Why? Tell me what Heaven looks like. I know you remember. Tell me. Did you see Grandma? Tell me!!!" (To her credit she never gave up any information.)
And then, after three weeks of trying to emulate the Korean parents I saw at other lessons, who only say, "Stop crying," followed by something scary in Korean, my kid stopped crying. All of the sudden swimming became fun and I stopped feeling like I should call CPS on myself. So, it was a win all around.