Or yesterday someone wrote, "My vacuum is on the fritz again. Does anyone have a vacuum I could borrow?" Borrow? I will only allow this nonsense to continue if she promises to write this email once a week and never, ever, buy another vacuum. I think it would be pretty awesome to see if we, as a church, could not only supply her a vacuum a week, but next month, I want her to start requesting someone to come over and do the actual vacuuming. And then I want the third month email's title to only read, "Bathroom Cleaning Supplies Anyone?" (What, I stay at home all day with a 1 year old, I'm deserve to see how far this can go.)
I acknowledge I need to get out more. I just want you to know that.