Recently I was informed that KFC is building a restaurant in 
Mongolia.  Why do I care about Mongolia?  Why don't you care about 
random pieces of news?  Sorry, that was uncalled for.  "June Gloom" in 
California makes me cranky.  Just be summer already - why does every day
 have to start with this delay of sunshine?!  We all know it's coming.  
You can quit with the unnecessary suspense!
Anyway, the
 reason I bring up this new piece of information is because while I 
lived in Mongolia (oh, yeah, if you just tuned in to this blog, I lived 
in Mongolia for 18 months serving a LDS mission.  And yes, this fact is 
always a crowd pleaser at parties.)  Again. while I was living in 
Mongolia the closest thing we had to fast food was this place called 
MacDonalds.  (Remember "Mac" that's key.)  Anyway, the day this 
restaurant opened a bunch of missionaries and myself raced over there to
 sink our teeth into some quarter pounders, fries and chicken McNuggets.
  Unfortunately, all we found were cold patties of questionable meat, 
sweet buns, a lot of mayo...a lot...cold fries, and if my memory serves 
me correctly, some type of vegetable concoction on the side.  Anyway, it
 was disgusting and yes, we did eat there about 8-10 times, always 
hoping that one day it would actually taste right, before McDonald's 
found out about it and shut it down.  After that it was back to eating 
loaves of bread and snickers for lunch.
Anyway, I hope 
that KFC is actually Kentucky Fried Chicken and not Genghis Khan's 
Famous Camel.  Because if it was...well, I would have only eaten there 
five times. 
What?  Spoiler Alert: Mongolian Barbecue 
DOES NOT EXIST.  Again, DOES NOT EXIST.  No one is over there with some 
giant wok asking you if you want to add noodles to your filet and 
broccoli. Instead, you have the choice of sheep, fat of sheep, or sheep 
meat on bones that were left under someone's bed. 

 
2 comments:
There's no such thing as real Mongolian BBQ!?! You kind of just shattered my world.
Wait... I like sheep...
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