A girl gets married. A girl has a baby. A girl moves to suburbia. These things must be made fun of.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Speaking Of Purges, Nikita...
So, not only does my birthday (this was supposed to be posted
yesterday...I get that. Okay, I get that.) fall on Tax Day, and Easter
in 1979 (the year I was born), but it is also the birthday of Kim
Il-sung. You know, Kim, the Eternal President, the leader of North
Korea from 1948 to 1994, you know...that guy. So, that's pretty cool...because clearly North Korea doesn't produce any weirdos.
I also found out through Googling "April 15th birthdays," my daily study of random current events, that my birthday is also shared by what appears to be two very different groups. On one hand my blessed day is shared by past leaders of Communist and crazy countries (Ex. Nikita Khrushchev of Russia and the fearless leader through the Korean War) and on the other, people, who I would deem "Really Website, We Are Calling These People 'Celebrities?'" Seriously, how are Nikita and I suppose to celebrate our birthdays when we have to share it with Matt Cardle. Oh, I'm sorry you don't know who that is? You know Matt...X-Factor Matt....no, hmmm...oh that's right, he won some season of the show...still nothing...yeah, me either. Or what about Alex Veadov? Now, I'm sure you know this guy. He was in that amazing movie called "We Own The Night." Wait, what am I saying? These aren't celebrities!
My Mom pushed out two girls on April 15th - let's keep this day respectable.