Wednesday, April 10, 2013
It's Just Gas People
Honestly, why is it that at the busiest gas stations in America people have to be either the slowest morons or the biggest idiots? I just don't understand.
So, for the past six years, or since I've been a member at the Cost-CO, I've prided myself on being fast and incredibly efficient at the gas pump. For example, before I put my car in park my Costco card and Amex are already in my hand. Two, as soon as the car is put in park, the gas tank door is opened. Three, I get out of the car, open the gas nozzle, insert cards, push my level of gas, yank on the hose and fill up. As soon as I'm finished, I reverse the past steps, get into my car, with the cards still in my hand, drive off and put away cards at next light. EFFICIENT. It's not hard people - unless...you miss a step and then everything goes out the window.
The other day I forgot to open the gas tank door and everything went to hell. I ended up laying the gas hose on the ground, dropping my cards underneath the car, screaming at some imaginary troll, who was obviously not authorizing my card inside the gas pump, and to finish, I banged my body into the car as I was trying to close the gas tank door, finish pumping and replace the hose in all one motion. (WHAT? I was trying to make up some time...by walking through my car.)
So, listen, I promise you, good things will come if you follow the steps. If you don't...I can't promise that you won't set yourself on fire.
Oh, and if this ever happens to you at a busy Costco, make sure you take off the Duke license plate cover off your car. As I was searching for my Amex underneath the car I heard someone say, "Hey Duke, you need any help?"