Thursday, April 11, 2013
Just Tell Me The Right Answer
Anyway, if we aren't talking restaurants I'm pretty good at making decisions. Alright, BLOGGER stop the pressure. Okay, there's one more place in my life I'm incapable of making my own decisions - and that would be Amazon.
Take for example, the other day I went to purchase a sippy cup - or for you non-children readers, a cup for a kid. (Yes, they have thought of everything and every way to suck every last dollar out of parents.) Anyway, I was going to just buy the first one I saw, until I looked closer and saw the one I was going to choose only had a 4.5 star rating and 83 people only commented on it. Only 83? Come on Amazon, you can't expect me to purchase anything that only 83 people felt the need to comment on. So, then I scrolled down and found a 5 star cup with over 200 comments connected to it. Now, you would think I went with this cup, but in the comments some parent wrote an entire dissertation on how the cup actually gets too tight to open and can cause a slight pain in your wrist. A SLIGHT PAIN!? Sh*t, now what? Do I get the cup, that literally changed the lives of the Muellers in Champaign, Illinois, or do I chance the chronic and probably fatal wrist pain of the Andersons? Amazon, HELP ME! Help me find the right cup that will get my kid into Harvard and cure cancer.
I'm happy to report that I did finally, after much prayer and meditation, choose a cup, but now I'm deeply troubled by the fact that OVER 200 people commented on this cup. I'm not that person, but what compels you people out there to take the time and write these comments? Do you not have a blog?