I have an amazing aunt, who through sheer determination, has managed to win ridiculous amounts of contests. To be honest, I have no idea what her secret is. I don't know if she stuffs boxes with her name, bribes people in back rooms, has ESP or was born on some lucky day, but this woman has the touch. I think, and please cousins correct me if I'm wrong, but she has managed to win shopping sprees, trips and even a life size statue of Ja Ja Binks from Star Wars. There is nothing this woman can't do. For years, I lived in the shadow of this great and lucky woman, but today is my day of luck.
In January, my manager informed me that the top two sellers of a "Frequent Diner" promotion, from each restaurant in our district, would be entered into a contest to win an all expense paid trip to either Paris or Madrid. Now, I'm competitive, but not necessarily lucky, so I decided I would sell the promotions (I mean, you got cash for each one you sold) and then congratulate who ever won the trip. Little did I know that today my manager would call me and say, "Kate are sitting down?" To which, I would reply, "Why, am I being fired?"* And she would say, "Um, no. Actually, I'm calling because you won the trip to either Madrid or Paris!"
So yeah, Aunt Linda, move over - there's a new lucky dawg in town and this one is going to Paris for free!
I am planning on taking Little Napoleon (name has been changed to protect the privacy of my husband), but if he comes down with a case of the "I gotta work" please submit a 500 word essay on why you feel lucky enough to go with me. All submissions should be submitted before May 1st and please include a picture if you are between 25-30 years old and a male.
* I don't exactly steal money out of the register, but I have been known to eat a good deal of pastries.
5 comments:
WOW, what a great prize! Lucky you. Nice b'day gift.
Hope Little Napoleon is able to make it.
Ummm, can I just say, when I saw that picture of the hideous Jar Jar statute in someone else's house, for a second I was like, "Did mom give it away? Did Kate TAKE IT? Yay! And why?"
And then I read the rest of the post. Hahahaha, congrats on your trip! My mom would be proud. ;)
my essay is forthcoming...
My Essay, by Emily.
We would judge all of Europe, and be right.
The end.
Me me me me me me me!!!!
I speak French. That is a lie, but I would learn to go on this trip.
David said he'll watch George. Great. I'll go pack my bags.
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