news station out of Detroit reported on a man, who erected a 12-foot high middle finger statue outside his home, which is next door to his ex-wife and her new lover, whom she reportedly had an affair with while being married. After reading this article I had a few thoughts:
1. Slow clap. This is brilliant. The man even has lights that illuminate the massive finger at night. Listen you cheat - you suck. Do you deserve a middle finger looming over your house? Absolutely. Do you also deserve to be beaten an inch from your life? Absolutely again.
2. Why a statue? Would a billboard sign on the freeway been too fleeting? Were the "Shame On You" employees too busy picketing Laguna Fitness and Bank of America to plop down across the street? Were radio spots too expensive? Why? I mean, according to the report, the man is a strip club mongol in Detroit. You would think a true entrepreneur could think of something better.
3. And lastly, I wondered how hard it would be to erect and place my own middle finger statues? Say, I wanted to place one next to the fruit inspection stop outside of Baker, California? Would that be something someone would be able to do for me? Or on the hood of every parking meter maid in Santa Monica, who is systematically stealing every hard earned dime out of those residents. Or lastly how about at the White House? Yeah, NSA, I said that. Outside the White House. Because really this Obamacare deserves a large #1 shout out.