Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Show Me The Money
Anyway, since we are moving I've been in the process of showing my apartment to prospective renters...and oh, how I love being on the other side. Last night I showed the apartment to five people and you know what five people did? They all completely kissed my buttocks. It was hilarious. Mind you I have no say in who gets my apartment, but there's no need to share that information. So, bring on the high pitch laughs, the ridiculous comments on how adorable my baby is (Which is actually true and should be noted any time someone sees her.) and of course, don't leave out your financial history. Honestly, I had to restrain myself from laughing out loud as people would look around the apartment and then say casually, but not so casually, "So, I have great credit. A great job and a steady pay check." Fantastic, I wanted to say, I have no job, no say in you getting this apartment, but well done on having a stable life.
I was telling the husband about the rear kissing and he thought we should start to milk this a little more. Can anyone say kickbacks? Under the table? Winks? Alleys and paper bags of money? Come on people, how bad do you want my 3 bedroom 3 bath?