A girl gets married. A girl has a baby. A girl moves to suburbia. These things must be made fun of.
Thursday, November 29, 2012
So, the daughter has found her hands...and man, has she found her
hands. All day long she has them in her mouth just sucking away. This
morning the making out with the hands took on a new level - now she's
making all sorts of noises while sucking. I just think the daughter and
her hands need to have a DTR. (For normal people, who didn't go to
school in Provo, Utah - a DTR is relationship term entitled Define The
Relationship.) Anyway, I just think a good talk would be good...I just
fear her hands don't feel the same way.