A girl gets married. A girl has a baby. A girl moves to suburbia. These things must be made fun of.
Monday, November 12, 2012
Pop Quiz: You know the movie Speed with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock? Remember the bizarre premise of the movie was how they all were going to die if the bus they were on went below 55 miles per hour? Did you find that movie slightly improbable? Did you miss the drama and fear of death this bus was supposed to inflict on you as a viewer? Well, if you feel like you missed the "bus" on Speed let me take you for a drive. My baby, love her, is actually a living and breathing replica of the movie Speed. What do I mean? Well, go below 55 miles per hour and find out. I'm not kidding. Travel at 55 mph and everything is great and everyone is happy. Drop to a dangerous 52, and well, things get uglier than a mangled handed, disgruntled, retired bomb squad police officer. Honestly, this kid just knows. I'll admit I've thought about blowing a hole underneath the car, getting everyone out and letting the car just drive on. Too much?