Anyway, after inspecting the stroller in a dark garage I decided to post it for $200.00 knowing that all the stroller morons out there would low ball me and hopefully I would receive at least $100.00 for it. So, I posted it, claimed I had never used it (Which is true. I never used it. The customer before me used it. But me? Nope.) and - if you ever post something on craigslist.com, always put some stupid stuff on there like "Product Specifications and Weight of Item." I don't know why, but freak, those stupid details are like sirens to a sinking ship. Sometimes I just make them up:
Made of: 20% Carbon Dioxide and Recycled Wood
Featured in the movie Beethoven I and II
People love that stuff.
So, anyway, after a few hours of posting my stroller one guy contacted me and said this was the exact stroller his wife was wanting. (Apparently, she is NOT into walking quickly.) So, I text my name and address and he responds with: "My name is Jesus. Imagine that! Why would you sell it to anyone other than Jesus? You make sure you enjoy your loooonnnng lunch. Don't come back home till I get there. (Creepy Smiley Face.) The "looonnnggg" lunch reference is to the fact that I said someone else might be coming by to see it during lunch. Apparently, Jesus wanted me to skip out on that other buyer. Not very Christian Jesus...just saying. Not very Christian Like.
Anyway, the other buyer fortunately didn't show up and I was able to sell the stroller at my asking price to good ol' Jesus. I love craigslist.com. I just hope that one day I don't get beaten for my "semi-embellished" posts...cus, apparently, once the stroller was in the light, I noticed some massive scratches on it from
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