Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Where Did All The Pumpkins Go?
First of all, why all the crap? Did the store Michael's blow up and all this crap just accidentally landed on people's property? Because if that's the case - then fine, all is forgiven. However, if this crap was purposely purchased and then took an entire Saturday to put up - then no, nothing is forgiven.
Second of all, Christmas decorations = pretty, festive, inviting. Halloween decorations = tacky, doesn't look good in direct light or at night. Oh, and come on, real gravestones don't say "Trick or Treat!" GEEZZ.
Lastly, what are we celebrating here? A man, who was burned and then put knives on his hands and scared the crap out of kids through their dreams? Or is it the guy in the hockey goalie mask? No, wait it must be that guy with the chainsaw...ahhh, I love that guy.
Okay, I take it all back. Celebrate away...I hear Michael's still has some crap.
I'll be taking some pictures on my walk tomorrow.