Above are pictures of an actual house in my neighborhood...and the reason I wrote my last entry. These pictures don't even show the half of it.
I felt this one deserved mentioning because of the pathetic effort. (I also judge "mailed in" decorations.) A leg caught in the window? That doesn't even make sense.
Points awarded for an actual pumpkin, but major deductions for the overuse of cobwebs and creepy children coming out of the ground.
I've included this picture because my child and I were questioned for our picture taking in the neighborhood by this woman with the dog. I replied that I have a blog that gives advice on decorations, and that I was taking pictures for my readers. So, I'm posting this picture to show that lady I wasn't lying. My advice - don't do this.
I would like to apologize for ant typos - I wrote this entire blog with one hand while a baby sleeps in my lap. Apparently, Elton John and blogging knocks her out.