Friday, September 21, 2012
TV Will Be The Death Of Me
No seriously, TV during the week day is not good. I usually start my morning feed with a little Good Morning America. For those of you who have jobs and lives, this show used to be cool. Now, it consists of five people sitting at a desk laughing at who knows what, reporting on the weather every five minutes (NEWSFLASH: The weather hasn't changed since five minutes ago) exhibiting two minute news segments, that can be seen on every freaking network, and then back to laughing at some inside joke. I feel like I'm watching the "popular kids" at lunch attempt to be interesting to themselves and to the people they assume are watching.
From GMA I jump to local news - which today was AWESOME. And when I say "awesome" I mean, WHY WAS THE SPACE SHUTTLE ENDEAVOR SUCH A FREAKING BIG DEAL? Every channel showed this stupid shuttle taxing or flying in the air, with some newscaster trying to contain his unexplainable excitement and wonder at this ridiculous site. Finally, by six (What? My kid is having a slight growth spurt and is eating a lot!) I couldn't take it anymore, and blurted out to my sleeping child and to my friends - the walls of my apartment - "Who gives a crap about this shuttle! Just land the stupid thing." I guess according to the crowds, yes, crowds of people, who watched the Endeavor all day, my lack of enthusiasm could be classified as slightly "Un-American." So, be it. BRING ON Mother Russia!
Did I mention that I probably watched close to five hours of TV today? It's going to be a long first year.