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Thursday, October 27, 2011
The Real Life of An Attorney
For those of you who thought being an attorney was all about reading documents and writing contracts...you also need to be up to date on Real Housewives of New Jersey. (It's a section on the BAR - or so he said.)
A good friend once said: "When my mom told me not to let boys touch me there (pointing to her chest) she meant inside (meaning her heart) as long as they didn't touch THAT everything else was fine."
Toby Maguire - jogging on San Vincente Aaron Eckhart - across the table from me at dinner in Santa Monica Joshua Jackson (Dawson's Creek) - walking with girlfriend Diane Kruger (National Treasure) Andrew Firestone (the second Bachelor) - LAX airport Jack Osbourne - Airport in Vegas Mia Hamm - jogging on bike path in Venice Sean Stewart (Rod Stewart's son...seen on very lame reality show) - walking down San Vincente Louis Lombardi (Edgar Stiles from 24) - on Main St. in Santa Monica Arnold Vosloo (Habib Marwan from 24) - on Montana Mindy Sterling (Frau Farbissina from Austin Powers) - eating on Montana Larry Hagman (JR from Dallas) - grocery shopping in Santa Monica Kenny G - Picking kid up from school Kelsey Grammar - Dropping kid off at school Ian (One of the Bachelors) - picking out wet suit in San Clemente Gary Busey (Keanu Reeves Partner in Point Break) - Waiting for a flight in LAX Pamela Anderson's Kids - playing BBall in Malibu Lou Ferrigno - The Incredible Hulk at the pharmacy Jason Hervey - Wayne from "Wonder Years" and now with Scott Baio on the 3rd street promenade Dr. 90210 - at Church Cheech Marian - Breakfast at Coogies in Malibu Gabrielle Reese & Laird Hamilton-Breakfast at Coogies in Malibu William Shatner-walking toward 3rd street Promenade Ellen DeGeneres - On the Ellen DeGeneres show Jamie Foxx - on the Ellen DeGeneres Show Spencer Pratt - my nemesis of "The Hills" walking on the promenade Heidi - Spencer's puppet looking at clothes at Banana Republic Carson Kressley - of "Queer Eye for Straight Guy" on the promenade Danny Trejo - star of Spy Kids, Heat, Con Air at the doctor's office Ben Harper - walking down 2nd Street with his daughter. Derek Jeter - laying out at the Four Seasons Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz - laying out by the pool at the Four Seasons Bill Murray - at Houston's in Santa Monica Sal Masekel - host of Daily 10 on the E Channel - coming out of the Beverly Hills Library Joaquim de Almeida - starred on 24 as Ramon Salazar and in Only You with Marisa Tomei and Robert Downey Jr. - at dinner at Lula's on Main Street Pamela Anderson - Walking around Pepperdine University Geoff Stults - actor on "October Road" in the airport in Las Vegas, NV Keri Russell and Shane Deary (husband) at dinner in Santa Monica. (I was running by and they were sitting by the window) Kirk Cameron (Mike Seaver on Growing Pains) on the Promenade interviewing people with a microphone and camera. Janice Dickinson - on our flight from New York to LA Shannon Elizabeth - okay total D-List, but she's been in Scary Movie and American Pie. Saw her at the Doctor's Office. Carrie-Anne Moss - Trinity from Matrix playing with children on Montana Avenue. Naveen Andrews - Sayid Jarrah of Lost walking down Montana Avenue (So, I guess he really did get off the island) Jeff Timmons - Not one of the Lacheys in 98 Degrees eating lunch at Urth Cafe in Santa Monica Bonnie Hunt - Wife to Steve Martin in Cheaper by the Dozen at the grocery store hiding behind sunglasses and hat. Joe Montana - Watching sons have private football session at Malibu High School Clark Gregg - Husband to Julia Louis-Dreyfus on "The New Adventures of Old Christine" on Montana Avenue and in Iron Man Maria Shriver - Outside Blockbuster on Montana Avenue Helen Hunt - Eating Frozen Yogurt at the local communist TCBY Gina Gershon - Girlfriend to Tom Cruise in Cocktail and friend in P.S. I Love You walking around Santa Monica Leonard Roberts - (was on Heroes) getting dinner in Santa Monica. Oliver Stone - walking by beach in Santa Monica Dana Davis - (was on Heroes) in my cooking class. We made soup together.
Meredith Baxter-Birney (Mother from Family Ties) working out at the gym.
Reed Diamond (Journeyman and Dollhouse) coming out of the bank. Kevin Nealon (Saturday Night Live) - at the airport.
Greg Germann - (Ally McBeal) - on the Promenade
Brett Cullen - (Lost and Friday Night Lights) - walking on the Promenade. Wade Robson-Choreographer for So You Think You Can Dance at the grocery store. Adrien Brody - at Bed, Bath and Beyond Leighton Meester and Sebastian Stan (Gossip Girl) - Going into hotel by the beach Sting - riding his bike in Malibu. Courtney Thorne-Smith - (Melrose Place) pushing a baby stroller outside my house. Brittany Snow - John Tucker Must Die, Hairspray, Gossip Girl spin off (yeah I watched it) at the restaurant LGO Amber Valletta - Hitch, Premonition at the grocery store. Missy Peregrym -Stick It and dating Ben Roethlisberger at LGO Jamie Kennedy - Scream and dating Jennifer Love Hewitt by the gym in Santa Monica
Norm MacDonald - SNL on Main Street in Santa Monica
Eric Bruskotter - Big John from Can't Buy Me Love at LGO
Kirk Herbstreit - Analyst for ESPN college football at LGO Kim Dickens - Friday Night Lights (Saracen's mom) at The Lobster in Santa Monica Jamie Kaler - My Boys at The Lobster in Santa Monica
Morgan Freeman - walking down the street Fran Kranz - Topher from The Dollhouse at LGO Brian Benben - Private Practice at LGO Evan Handler - Californication and Sex and The City outside my apartment Jamie Lee Curtis - walking in a neighborhood Vicki Gunvalson - One of the most annoying Bravo Housewives of Orange County at Costco Mike White - Jack Black's Friend in School of Rock walking down San Vincente Patrick Fischler - Mad Men, CopLand, Lost walking outside LGO Michael Keaton - at LGO and the man looked ollldddd Nick Cannon - married to Mariah Carey (I think it's funny to describe him that way) at LGO Alison Lohman - Flicka, Gamer, Matchstick Men always at LGO John Slattery - Mad Men Zach Gilford - Matt Saracen from Friday Night Lights Leslie Mann - 40 Year Old Virgin Judd Apatow - Director of 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up Sean Penn - at Ohau Airport Tim Meadows - From SNL at LGO Brian Von Holt - Bobby on Cougartown Kate Bosworth - LGO Luke Wilson and brother - at LGO Maggie Gyllenhaal - Outside LGO with her daughter Queen Latifah - taking her order at LGO Curtis Armstrong - Booger from Revenge of the Nerds walking down the street Adrian Pasdar - Nathan Petrelli on Heroes at the grocery store. Ricky Lake - At LGO James Voight - Angelina Jolie's brother at LGO Kate Hudson - At LGO Robin Wright Penn - at the grocery store
Anne Hathaway - at LGO David Archeleta - at Church in Santa Monica Timothy Olyphant - star of Justified at LGO Peter Jacobson - on House at LGO Cobie Smulders - on How I Met Your Mother at LGO Jeffrey Jones - Ed Rooney of Ferris Bueller's Day Off at LGO Michael O'Neil - the crazy shooter on Grey's Anatomy at LGO Britney Spears - on Montana Terry O'Quinn - Mr. John Locke at LGO Terrell Owens - at LGO Talia Balsam - character on Mad Men at LGO
Rob Estes - Dad from 90210 at LGO
Dermont Mulroney - Best Friend's Wedding at LGO Pink - Prego and at the LGO Jeff Bridges - sitting on the street on Abbott Kinney Orlando Bloom - walking his dog outside LGO Jon Lovitz - eating breakfast at LGO Dana Delany - walking along Main Street
For those of you who thought being an attorney was all about reading documents and writing contracts...you also need to be up to date on Real Housewives of New Jersey. (It's a section on the BAR - or so he said.)
1 comments:
Must be a California thing. In UT and AZ, it's "Jersey Shore."
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