Recently, I have noticed a series of nicks on the passenger side door of my car. (See evidence to your right)
So, I come to you all for a solution. How can I stop this blatant attack on my car? How can I send a proper neighborly message of: "If you touch my car again I'm going to stab you with a fork?"
And just to add to your suggestions I've come up with a couple of my own:
1. Stealing their bikes. Eye for an eye baby.
2. Starting a conversation with them in the elevator that goes like this, "Man, great weather we are having. Doesn't it just make you want to come clean about destroying someone's car?"
3. Finding an angry midget to peck away at their car.
4. Bash in their front bumper. Oh, wait...(See picture to your left)
Okay it's only four ideas. I need your help. This madness has got to stop.
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