Thursday, December 9, 2010

Awkward situation #1412 at Work

Time: 10:30 am
Order: Hash Brown Benedict, Tuna Burger, Cheeseburger, 1 beer, 2 shots of tequila

I walk up to refill their water glasses and I hear the following:

"I mean, I did not touch that woman. This whole thing about a sexual assault is a gross allegation. I swear I'm going to murder that woman."

Did a waitress hear OJ Simpson say the same thing over tequila and poached eggs?

1 comment:

SkippyMom said...

No, but I bet his caddie heard something on the ninth green in Palm Springs.

Wow. Just wow.