A Hick In California

Well, it's Halloween, and if you were wondering, I'm dressed up as a guilty mother.  Yep, no costume for my 14 month old baby.  No...

Each morning as I watch my GMA I realize two things: 1. I think George Stephanopoulos hates his job and his co-workers.  Honestly, I love ...

Friends, family, stalkers...I'm pleased to announce that I have found other mothers like myself, who have realized 99.9% of children...

I'll admit I have a few superstitions...(yes, this is my token Halloween post). 1. Never flash a car that doesn't have its headlig...

For the past six trips, no exaggeration, to the grocery store I've been stopped at the entrance by an annoying Alberston's employe...

Today I read that, "An Oklahoma man was charged with burglary after police allegedly matched his DNA to used toilet paper at the scene ...

Yesterday, in the mail I received, and I'm not making this up, a brochure entitled, "The Most Important Gift Catalog in the World...

Okay, this picture is sort of a gross exaggeration of a church dance, but how could I not choose it? It's awesome. I know this will...

Like all normal human beings I have a list of questions I would like some answers to once I get up to Heaven.  Wait, you don't have this...

Today will always be a special and bizarre day for me.  12 years ago, I entered a training center to learn Mongolian, which didn't rea...

I don't know about your local Costco, but I'm pretty sure the people that frequent mine have never seen free pieces of food being ...

For those of you, who faithfully read this blog (I'm talking about you, husband) yesterday, I mentioned I had a few thoughts while dri...

I decided out of solidarity to our government I would shut this blog down for a few days.  Sure, it seems selfish and sort of stupid, but ...

Today I read the following article: Pregnant women across the country have taken to Craigslist to sell positive pregnancy tests for about $...

A few entries ago I wrote about a teacher of mine, who would take pictures of kids making out at our middle school dances and then post th...

Babies in strollers?  Makes sense...they can't walk. Old people on motorized carts at the grocery store?  Totally cool...they probab...

I'm trying to convince the husband that spelling out the word S.H.I.T is funnier than actually saying the word.  For example, I think it...

I'm at the grocery store yesterday, trying to find something for my one year old to put her in mouth and then spit out, when I see two...

I don't know how the choosing occured up in Heaven, but I'm sure glad I came down to this woman.  Happy Birthday Momma.

I love my church.  I really do, but there are some ridiculous things associated with it.  For example, my ward, or congregation, has a Googl...