A Hick In California

I swear this blog will one day not be an ongoing chronicle of my awkward moments - but ANOTHER one happened! So, as many of you know I'v...

Today, I went to Home Depot to buy some flowers for my outside balcony. After wandering around for a few minutes, I found an employee and h...

It would be a mild understatement to say our apartment building has had some issues over the years. For example, there was a fun time when ...

I had a good thing going with the whole awkward thing so I thought I would add another story. So, as many of you know, I've been trying...

Happy New Year everyone! Well, it's been quite a holiday for me and the husband. We've been to Salt Lake City, Vegas, St. George, ...

Sorry for the week of no posts. I had a terrible week of bad karma. How did it all begin? Well, last Saturday the husband and I went up t...

Awkward #4: A few weeks ago I went to the grocery store to get some dinner for a big party I was throwing...oh wait, I was getting dinner fo...

Awkward #3: (refer to the last two entries) Homeless man walks down four blocks and scratches every car with a pocket knife. Finally, at ...

For those of you, who haven't been reading my blog because of my gross neglect I have decided, well since my last entry, to recount some...

This is me being literally dragged to Hawaii. Since 1 of my 5 readers threatened to stop following my blog I have decided to check in (yeah...

I don't know about you, but I find Halloween sort of confusing. I mean, when I see a grown man wearing a Darth Vader mask and boxer brie...

I know I say this a lot, but I'm continually shocked by what people do and say in a restaurant. Today, was definitely one of those day...

For those of you who thought being an attorney was all about reading documents and writing contracts...you also need to be up to date on Rea...

I've realized, after many nights of being left alone by my over worked husband, that I don't function very well without some type of...

Last night I was in West Hollywood and saw numerous people dressed up in costumes. (I know, it's West Hollywood, and these people might ...

Since working at a restaurant for almost 2 1/2 years I've learned that my job isn't just about friendly service and hospitality, but...

Alright I'll come clean, I sort of love country music. There's just something about it that makes me feel all sorts of emotions. H...

So, today I had to serve this rather annoying chick on the patio. How annoying? Well, she was one of those people, that when I picked up h...

Typically, I play it pretty cool when celebrities come into the restaurant, but today I just couldn't help myself. When I was five year...

You know what all these people have in common? They were all found "not guilty." Yep, no biking ticket for me. Mess with the bul...