A Hick In California

A girl gets married. A girl has a baby. A girl moves to suburbia. These things must be made fun of.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

We Were Robbed

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A few weeks back, I was involved in organizing a Speech Festival for the youth of my church - which basically entailed about 40 kids writing...
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Write With Some Pride

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The restaurant I work at serves three groups of people: 1. Moms and their children 2. People in the business and 3. People, who come in at ...
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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

I Had A Day Off Today

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That's Enough

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After watching The Bachelorette on Monday night I came to one conclusion: People from Utah, because everyone assumes they're Mormon, a...
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Sunday, June 5, 2011

20 Cents To Lose

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After working at a restaurant for two years, I've come to hate three things. One, I hate stupid parents. You know who you are. You are...
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Satan's Game

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So, in a few weeks the husband and I will be traveling to South Carolina to celebrate my Dad's 70th birthday. While there, we plan on l...
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Monday, May 30, 2011

My Memorial Day

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What does Memorial Day mean to you? Is it about the selfless men and women who gave their lives to protect our country? Is it a day to bar...
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Clydesdale and the Shetland Pony

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This weekend The Man and I traveled to St. Jorge for a little family time andddd...to see two young men participate in a Triathlon. Here...
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Monday, May 16, 2011

$20.00 For A Baby?

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So, as we know I've been trying to get pregnant. However, my constant judging of other people's babies, my tendency to swear and th...
Tuesday, May 10, 2011

I Don't Sound 32?

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Tonight a representative from the LA Times called me to see if I would be interested in getting a subscription to the newspaper. At the t...
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Sunday, May 8, 2011

My Mom is Better Than Yours

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Being that is it Mother's Day today, I thought I would take a moment and express my love and admiration for my mom. I know people say i...
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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Unusual Brain Activity

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Today, for fun* I got a MRI of the brain. For those of you who haven't had the rare opportunity of being locked down inside a little bo...
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Stellar Police Work

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Dear Local Police Force, Thank you again for my $234.00 ticket. I really appreciate the time and effort you put into turning your siren on,...
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

NASCAR and CBS

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According to Wikipedia: NASCAR holds 17 of the top 20 attended single-day sporting events in the world, and claims 75 million fans who purch...
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Monday, May 2, 2011

Dentistry and Waterboarding

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Today, I went to the dentist. I hate the dentist. Why? Well, for one I hate the accusatory looks and questions. Like, "Well, I see y...
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Friday, April 29, 2011

Celebrities Are Weird

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As I've mentioned before, I've had ample opportunities to see celebrities at my place of work. I've seen A-List stars like Kate...
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Oh, Here Go Hell Come

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Well, the verdict is in for my reckless biking. (For those of you who haven't heard I was pulled over ON MY BIKE for running a stop sig...
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Monday, April 18, 2011

32 and 3 Days

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So, on Friday I turned the big 32. 32. Ah, that sounds old. At least my life plan, I made for myself fifteen years ago, is working out pe...
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Inner Therapy

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I always find myself saying after a shift of work, "Well, that was it, I've seen it all." - And then, something else happens t...
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Are You A Waitress?

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The other day I went to the bank to deposit about two weeks worth of tips. As I pulled out my wad of money, with almost 89 1 dollar bills i...
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