A Hick In California

About two weeks ago, Lance Armstrong (name has been changed to protect the privacy of my husband), Alberto Contador (name has been changed t...

Two weeks ago, the man and I went down to our garage and found our bikes had been stolen. Words cannot sufficiently or accurately describe ...

I know, this will come as a shock to some of you ( my husband included ) but I don't have the greatest "inside voice." Somewh...

I would just like to say up front that there could be some potential bitterness in the following entry. You have been warned. So, lately, I...

There are many reasons why I love Santa Monica. This would be #131.

Last night Mr. Hip (name has been changed to protect the privacy of my husband) and I decided to venture up the 101 and see Amos Lee at The ...

Before we begin, let me apologize for my misspelling in my last entry. Yes, it was "waist" not "waste" we were looking ...

Because of my current issue with not being able to create babies, I've been at the doctor's office quite a lot over the past two yea...

So, a few weeks ago Mr. What's His Name (name has been changed to protect the privacy of my husband) and I (well, I really didn't b...

The other night I was collecting the trash around the apartment and I had a strange thought, "What would someone determine about me if ...

So, I'm walking into church and my new high tech phone buzzes to let me know I have a new email. Innocently, I open my gmail and find a...

Questions: Why do you have to type a bunch of nonsensical letters in order to leave a comment on a blog? And why, are they difficult to r...

There are few things in this world I'm not very good at. 1. I'm terrible at replacing the toilet paper. (Just ask my husband becau...

Yesterday, I was blessed with a worthless trip down to the airport courthouse to fulfill my civic duty as a public juror. For three and an h...

Disclaimer: This entry is not the result of any of MY friends' Christmas card. So, the other day we received a Christmas card from one o...

* To the right is the picture I used for our Christmas card. It basically says, "Hey we travel to cool places. Happy Holidays!" M...

Time: 10:30 am Order: Hash Brown Benedict, Tuna Burger, Cheeseburger, 1 beer, 2 shots of tequila I walk up to refill their water glasses and...

For the past month my husband has been working a ridiculous work schedule. Consequently, he's been going to bed around 2 or 3 in the mo...

A few weeks ago I decided to cut my hair rather short. When I went to work the next day several people said the following: Strange customer...

Can we all just take a moment and collectively throw our hands up in the air and scream, " What in the hell ?" - because that'...